Monday 6 march
Taiwanees number one on top five list for most irritating behaviour.
Today we made a two-hour car drive from KK to Beaufort. This is a small place near the beach into the south on the road to Brunai. We were going for a boat trip on the Klias River, staying for three days in the Temperung Seaside Lodge on a hill in a very basic room (220 RM a day for the two of us including three excellent meals www.borneo-authentic.com) looking over the South Chinese Sea. We found this in another Internet blog and booked. Not a suitable place for people with walking problems. All rooms can only be reached by a quite difficult jetty like walkways. We could not wait to see our monkeys. We started our first private boat trip at 4.30 p.m. The boats embarked near a bridge across the Klias River.
Obviously this is one of these typical successful tourist attractions with many companies competing at their own jetty. If a tourist at Kota Kinabalu does not want to make the far trip to the Kinabantang River near Sandakan this is the place to be, to spot our Proboscis Monkey. Many boats with noisy big 90 HP Evinrude (Ever-rude) petrol engines are ready for the late afternoon sunset trip. Many tourist coaches park along the main road. For our DVD production we rented a boat for ourselves. This way we need not trouble other people and we would not have no noise-troubles from others (we thought). Two widescreen HDV cameras, one on a tripod. Our captain/guide is the very polite, friendly and smiling 32-year-old Malaysian Fauzi Ratip. He has been doing this daily work for 6 years now. In high speed we went to the Proboscis hot spots. We found one after one hour along the Klias River to a smaller tributary called the Kuala Garamma.
On this much wider river on both sides are dense swamps with many Sonneratia Cassaloris trees. The Proboscis lives mainly on the leaves of these trees. Soon I spotted our first male with the big nose. Fauzi immediately turned the boat and attached the rope to some water plants and wisely shuts the noisy engine down. But soon several other boats with about 16 noisy tourists each, noticed us and parked along our boat. As the Malay are very gentle Fauzi did not dare ask them (other companies) to shut down their engines.
Even louder than the sounds of the engines were the noises made by the tourists. They have no respect whatsoever for nature and the Proboscis families. We also wanted to record the typical funny language sounds of the Proboscis Monkey and brought our best professional DPA studio microphones. No way. These Asian people were shouting loudly, laughing, clapping their hands and even smoking. It is a crime and should be stopped. According to Fauzi’s boss, the ‘Top Sound Chart’ of this most annoying and irritating behaviour ranks as follows:
on 5th place the Japanese
on 4th the Italians (‘Sorry’, he said: ‘there are of course exceptions’),
on 3rd people from Hong Kong,
on 2nd people from China.
and on 1st the Taiwanese.
They really think it is some kind of football game. No respect for nature and its inhabitants at all. I asked the owner to warn these idiots in future. He should urge them to be quiet or else the boat would immediately return.
Some years ago we visited the Panda’s in Ocean Park In Hong Kong. No one is allowed to speak, whispering, even coughing is forbidden. Chinese surveillance people carry boards with the word Silence! But the Malay people are obviously too polite and friendly to ask this or even dare ask people personally to shut up and be quiet. Anyway, because of this matter, on this KLIAS river tour you can almost forget that the Proboscis Monkey will appear in short camera-range. This animal, like a good Malaysian citizen, is very shy and hates noisy tourists!
Because of this a good photo at close range is impossible. They stay far away from the banks. To succeed you need heavy and expensive long paparazzi lenses on high-end or professional cameras. But shooting photos from a boat with long lenses is also very difficult because the boat is rocking and on the river banks you are attacked by many mosquitoes. Fortunately, the owner, after hearing our complaints and our welcome efforts of keeping the Proboscis alive, offered to take us the next morning on a trip on the river. “No other boats with tourists will be on the river that time and you will be able to record the typical Proboscis sounds”. That’s great! Nevertheless I managed today to get a good interview with our skipper with the Sonneratia and several Proboscis in the background. Fauzi proudly shared with us his knowledge about the Proboscis. Nowadays, after a quick search on “Proboscis Monkey” on Google, you’ll find a lot more info and official literature. Fauzi did not know or where the Malaysian name Orang Belanda came from. We had to tell him! He was pleased to hear from us Dutchies that the Proboscis was given this common name because the early Dutch missionaries and sailors from Holland (Belanda) showed a big resemblance with their big noses and big round stomachs.

Really great were Fauzi’s Proboscis vocal imitations.
We recorded several Proboscis sounds for our coming DVD production. He let us hear the warning sounds with a closed nose, a kind of …. ah ah ah ah. The dominant male calling a female is another nice nasal two-horn trumpet sound. During the mating season the male sounds are like wow, wow, wow (almost human ha-ha). According to Fauzi the Proboscis mates 20 times a day in mating time and his shiny long red penis stays in erection almost all day. The top of it sticking in his hairy belly. Remember, his harem consists of about 8-12 beautiful short-nosed Proboscis Lady Monkeys. A lot of labour….
The sound made when challenging another male for a fight is like a nasal pow, pow. While Fauzi was demonstrating these sounds, you could hear the real Proboscis natural angry reaction in the background. Obviously he thought that it was another male and suspected this other Proboscis intended to pinch one of his harem ladies!
PROBOSCIS MONKEY VOCAL COMMUNICATION:
growls: These calls are made by adult males and this functions to calm down another member of the group.
honks: These calls are made by adult males of the group. This functions as an aggressive call which threats other members of the group, and is also made in the presence of predators.
shrieks: These calls are given by juveniles of both sexes and adult females. This is emitted when the individual is agitated or excited.
scream: This vocalization is heard during agonistic interactions (Ruhiyat, 1986). This call is heard during feeding bouts and at night during sleep (Ruhiyat, 1986).
THE JAN PROBOSCIS MONKEY BLOG
is written now ‘LIVE’ in Borneo Malaysia
by Jan van der Meer
founder http://www.global-dvc.org/ and
Photographer and DVD-producer
of the Proboscis Monkey in Borneo
other info on Proboscis Monkey in Dutch and more
photographs and first edited videoclips at:
http://www.orang-belanda.hyves.nl/